Dear Mr. Blanche, Allow me to introduce myself--Michael Dickey, of the Yalobusha County Dickeys. It has come to my attention in recent days that you've created a small fund in the amount of $1.776 billion (I see what you did there--you MAGA guys are the cleverest!) that will largely be devoted to compensating those who, labeled as "insurrectionists", were subjected to "lawfare" by the federal government. On behalf of myself and hills full of similarly damaged cousins, I respe

'The main purpose of the stock market is to make fools of as many men as possible." -Bernard Baruch Over a year ago now, I pretty much pulled out of the stock market. I held a firm conviction that the new administration would be incompetent in its fiscal policy, profligate in its tax cuts, reckless overseas, and derisive of the rule of law at home. Check. Check. Check. Check. And yet, our household has left a lot of money on the table by pushing away from the roulette wheel j

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You say, "Goodbye" and I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" I don't know why you say, "Goodbye", I say, "Hello, hello, hello" Hello-ooh! -Paul McCartney An elegaic feel to the morning. Tomorrow will be the last time we awaken to this view. Four months and one week. Where did the time go? Adding to the sense of endings and transitions, we stayed up late (